This post was edited by yulan1989 at 2012-5-7 09:21
I think I am a chicken
psychiatrist:What's your problem?
patient:I think i am a chicken.
psychiatrist:how long have you been going on?
patient:ever since i was an egg.
A blind man with a seeing eye dog at his side walks into a grocery store.The man walks to the middle of the store, picks up the dog by its tail and starts to swinging the dog around in circles over his head.The store manager,who has seen all this,thinks this
is quite weird.so,he decides to find out what's going on.the store manager approachs the blind man and asks,"excuse me ,sir.may
i help you with something?" The blind man says,"no,thanks.i am jut looking around."
The two jokes are extracted from a book.I don't know their authors.