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Arrested for laughing!

This is from an actual trial in the UK : A young woman who was several months pregnant boarded a bus.


When She Noticed a young man smiling at her she began feeling humiliated on Account of her condition. She changed her seat and he seemed more amused. She moved again and then on her third move he burst out laughing...... She had him arrested.

Then the case came before the court, the young man was asked why he acted in such a manner.

His reply was: When the lady boarded the bus I couldn't help noticing she was pregnant.. She sat under an advertisement, which read: 'Coming Soon: The Gold Dust Twins'.

I was even more amused when she sat under a shaving advertisement, which read: 'William's Stick Did The Trick'.

Then I could not control myself any longer when on the third move she sat under an advertisement, which read: 'Dunlop Rubber would have prevented this accident.'

The case was dismissed!



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seneca Post time: 2011-12-31 12:30
In N Korea you could be hacked to death, shot, quartered, drowned or stripped naked and be left to f ...

Oh ..........  !

You didn't understand the joke ..........

That's a shame  ..........




  
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seneca Post time: 2011-12-30 20:30
In N Korea you could be hacked to death, shot, quartered, drowned or stripped naked and be left to f ...

What was your news source for this little tidbit?
If capitalism promotes innovation and creativity then why aren't scientists and artists the richest people in a capitalist nation?

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RE: Arrested for laughing!

expatter Post time: 2011-12-31 11:40
Oh ..........  !

You didn't understand the joke ..........
You didn't understand the joke ..........

That's a shame  ..........


Why should you be surprised? He is as dry as the Gobi Desert! When one has no brain to control one's speech,
what can you expect? Garbage!
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seneca Post time: 2011-12-31 12:30
In N Korea you could be hacked to death, shot, quartered, drowned or stripped naked and be left to f ...

Oh yes, quite possible.

I always equate UK with N Korea.

Even the USA is also like N Korea or maybe worse ............. especially with all the GADGETS they use to screen our body THOROUGHLY at their airports !

In comparison, I think the N Korea's madness is in fact much milder than the MADNESS put into effect by the UK or USA !

Don't forget the death toll in WWI and WWII.  If that is not their MADNESS , what is ? {:soso_e144:}{:soso_e144:}


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Post time 2011-12-31 19:12:30 |Display all floors
whampoa Post time: 2011-12-31 19:00
Oh yes, quite possible.

I always equate UK with N Korea.

War is hell.
The UK and the USA are both quite
free societies, with strictures here and
there in an effort to maintain security.
Your own China has  many of these
same restrictions.
Such is life, please keep in mind that
the death toll in North Korea, is often
times inflicted on the population by
the "Dear Leader". Kim Jong Il
is and always will be an arse hat.
Cold Rests the Heart of Darkness.

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This post was edited by expatter at 2011-12-31 20:07
sansukong Post time: 2011-12-31 18:00
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