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Post time 2010-4-28 13:07:11 |Display all floors
.......there lives a humble YELLOW KING in his smallish estate. The King is kind hearted, carefree and happy!

With the realm lives two Queens, the White Queen and the Red Queen. In the nearby Manor, lives Lord Paris, and Lord Bear. All the 5 has their own castle, owns huge assets, has spooks, magicians, soldiers and serfs!

One day, the Yellow king found a GIANT BABY, it was a cuddly fellow.
Red Queen look fondly at the baby, Lord Paris, Lord Bear thought - that Baby is huge, BABY could be useful to us!

The White Queen was the BIG BOSS in the FAR, FAR, AWAY land!
What she says is LAW of the realm!
If the White Queen says an APPLE is an orange, it was an orange to the rest of the Queens, and Lords!
This created unhappiness among Lord Paris, Lord Bear!

if BABY could grow up to become a FRIENDLY TEENAGER with us, We could get WHITE QUEEN to be more likeable. At least they don't have to call an Apple, orange....so.....



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Post time 2010-4-28 16:03:30 |Display all floors

Over those HIGH MOUNTAIN yonder....

....lies the LORD BLACK sovereign!

He has AFRO hair, and loves the attention of the Lord Paris, Lord Bear! Lord Bear must have found out about the BLACK  sovereign fondness for a Raghead beach head. Lord Bear sold BLACK SOVEREIGN many toys for soldiers which was found to be unworkable or expensive!

So, Lord Black WAS very angry, cut his AFRO HAIR, and now is the LORD "BALD" BLACK!


His game of intrique was know, the BIG FIVE in the land of FAR, FAR, AWAY don't want Lord Black to be in their gaming........


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Post time 2010-4-29 12:09:17 |Display all floors

Now, the doting GIANT BABY is actually a master of his own lands....

.....and he has nannies, spooks, soldiers, serf as well.

The Red Queen was fond of the BABY, find the size of the baby intriguing! Imagine the happiness of Lord Kiwi, Lord Emu at the appetite of the baby - kept them very busy. In just a few years, the BABY grew in size to almost half the height ofthe dreaded White Queen - who was a pretty large lady - and proud of it!

Lord Paris, Lord Bear were keen to protect the baby from the machination of the henchman of the White Queen, Lord Sam! But every attempt by Lord Sam just created a BIG CRY from the Baby, who would nurse it's wound and remain unhurt. Sometimes, BABY would swipe his big chubby finger at Lord Sam - this cause him to be swing right across the room.......

BABY was indeed intriguing to all the people of the realm....


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Post time 2010-4-30 11:19:08 |Display all floors

Now the WHITE QUEEN who has been very fond.....

.....of strange ways. Often the WHITE QUEEN would ask people to forsake meat, be vegetarian while she would eat huge quantities of it - and insist that Lord Black be vegetarian. The White Queen would use huge quantities of clean gasoline fuel, while forcing Lord Paris, Lord Bavaria to use diesel In the recent past, White Queen would often annoy the Red Queen by depressing the prices of iron, coal, uranium, crude oil, much to the anguish of Lord Emu, Lord Maple, Lord Raghead and the rest of the Red Queen's court. Often the White Queen would be unhappy when told of the popularity of the Red Queen, the Queen of Hearts as most would say.

The Red Queen is the most diplomatic sovereign in the realm. It takes quite a lot to make the Red Queen upset. Recently a strange fire and crude oil spill happen in a site owned by one of the Red Queen subjects, Lord Green. It happen to be in the White Queen's territory.

The Yellow King would whisper to the Giant Baby - gosh! White Queen is getting MAD. Uncle Vic, a prodigy of Lord Sam is one of the diplomats in the court of the Giant Baby is acting strange - begining to look like the famous MADISON STREET magazine famous cartoon icon, Mr. Mad. Some say in Round 2 of the Great Game of the 4th, White Queen gets MAD!

But Giant Baby just nodded and say GOO GOO!


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Post time 2010-4-30 11:33:32 |Display all floors

Now in the court of Lord Black, still nursing hurt ego...

...from the poor quality of toys he bought his soldiers was angry. He summons his GRAND VIZIER, who is a magician to his huge army of 1 million soldiers. CREATE ME more toys, so that our army becomes stronger.

Poor Grand Vizier of Blackland was not a very innovative fellow. From his lair, he has only been able to create a CHILLY POWDER grenade, and now is studying how to create an army that doesn't need to EAT OR DRINK. Often the Yellow King would say, watch out at your water storage, population numbers, infrastructure, electric, resource level to Lord Black. Yet, the advisors to the Lord Black would say, let's not listen to sovereign of a small territory!


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Post time 2010-5-3 11:18:23 |Display all floors

Yellow King whispers to GIANT BABY...

..watch how diplomatic Red Queen is. She suspect White Queen was behind a incident in Northern Island recently. With recent BIG ECOLOGICAL DISASTER that occured in the crude oil processing region of the White Queen's territory; the Red Queen promised MONETARY REPARATION to compensate for the error of the serfs under Lord Green!

White Queen has been terribly upset over what she perceives as REBELLION in the realm against her wishes! She instructed Lord Skunk works to test two new Soldier toys, some kind of fast flying machine that can go high yonder! This weapon could prove to all in the realm her power and capability! Yet yesterday an attempted bombing in the White Queens major financial city, New Bork! Somebody dared to threaten her directly!

Giant Baby listens, and said GOO GOO

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Post time 2010-5-3 13:29:21 |Display all floors

The White Queen has been noticing many trends....

...and is worried that HER LABELs will not be adhered to by the other states in the realm!

In fact, the programme of GLOBAL WARMING created by Earl Gore was not taken seriously by all the minor powers. The initial game was the attempt to link GIANT BABY fart as a course of Global Warming. However quiet work by magiciansin the Giant Baby's court indicate that global warming was a just a phenomenon associated with warming due to deforestation that resulted in less glazier being formed around the ICE BOX store at the ROOF OF THE WORLD.

The were other theory such as the Global Wobble, which actually is an old theory that explains the trends of cooling, warming of the global based on exposure of the ocean surface to the sun. In fact, even ASH from Volcanic eruption could cool the earth by creating a shield against Solar rays......among other theories!

But White Queen wanted Giant Baby to eat less, as the farts irritated her!


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