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Post time 2009-2-28 09:45:55 |Display all floors
An engineer is standing outside the Pearly Gates."Sorry,"St. Peter says,"but you're in the wrong place."He snaps his fingers and the engineer ends up in hell.
Dissatisfied with the level of comfort there,the engineer starts making improvements.One day,God phones Satan to ask how things are going."Great,"he answers."We've got central air and escalators now.There's no telling what that engineer will come out with next."
“You've got an engineer?"God says."There's been a mistake.Send him back up here or I'll sue."
"Yeah,right,"Satan chuckles."Where are you going to find a lawyer?"

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Post time 2009-2-28 12:04:11 |Display all floors

直译

ends up in hell 结果下了地狱
Dissatisfied with the level of comfort there, the engineer starts making improvements. 工程师对那里的舒适程度不满意,于是就动手改善环境。
There's no telling what that engineer will come out with next. 说不准那工程师接着下来有会搞出啥名堂来呢。

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Post time 2009-2-28 14:46:11 |Display all floors
其实笑点是这句话:

"Where are you going to find a lawyer?"


Originally posted by rootman at 2009-2-28 09:45
An engineer is standing outside the Pearly Gates."Sorry,"St. Peter says,"but you're in the wrong place."He snaps his fingers and the engineer ends up in hell. ...

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Post time 2009-2-28 15:43:23 |Display all floors
上帝什么时候和撒旦又和好了?莫非天下之事,分久必合,合久必分?
上帝自己就可以宣判了,不必麻烦律师了。;)

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Post time 2009-2-28 17:25:23 |Display all floors
上教堂的人相信好人死后上天堂,坏人死后下地狱。撒旦问上帝在天堂怎能找到律师呢?言下之意:当律师的没有一个好人。

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Post time 2009-2-28 20:54:38 |Display all floors
Originally posted by laoxianggg at 2009-2-28 17:25
上教堂的人相信好人死后上天堂,坏人死后下地狱。撒旦问上帝在天堂怎能找到律师呢?言下之意:当律师的没有一个好人。


这个笑话的精髓啊!

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Post time 2009-2-28 22:50:03 |Display all floors
Originally posted by laoxianggg at 2009-2-28 04:25 AM
上教堂的人相信好人死后上天堂,坏人死后下地狱。撒旦问上帝在天堂怎能找到律师呢?言下之意:当律师的没有一个好人。

这场官司属地狱的法院管辖,上帝只要肯出钱,在地狱找一个律师就行。



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