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Post time 2008-2-12 14:00:56 |Display all floors
A guy calls a company and orders their 5-day, 10 Kg. weight loss program.

The next day, there's a knock on the door and there stands before him a voluptuous, athletic, 19 year old babe dressed in nothing but a pair of Nike running shoes and a sign around her neck.

She introduces herself as a representative of the weight loss company. The sign reads,
"If you can catch me, you can have me."

Without a second thought, he takes off after her. A few miles later puffing and puffing, he finally gives up. The same girl shows up for the next four days and the same thing happens. On the fifth day, he weighs himself and is delighted to find he has lost 10 Kgs. as promised.

He calls the company and orders their 5-day/20 Kg program. The next day there's a knock at the door and there stands the most stunning, beautiful, sexy woman he has ever seen in his life. She is wearing nothing but Reebok running shoes and a sign around her neck that reads, "If you catch me you can have me".

Well, he's out the door after her like a shot. This girl is in excellent shape and he does his best, but no such luck. So for the next four days, the same routine happens with him gradually getting in better and better shape.

Much to his delight on the fifth day when he weighs himself, he discovers that he has lost another 20 Kgs. as promised. He decides to go for broke and calls the company to order the 7-day/50 Kg program.

"Are you sure?" asks the representative on the phone. "This is our most rigorous program." "Absolutely," he replies, "I haven't felt this good in years."

The next day there's a knock at the door; and when he opens it he finds a huge muscular guy standing there wearing nothing but pink running shoes and a sign around his neck that reads, "If I catch you, your arse is mine."

He lost 35 Kgs that week!!
There are no Ugly women , only those with low self esteem .

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Post time 2009-10-29 20:17:27 |Display all floors
Originally posted by cyberspook at 2008-2-12 14:00
Without a second thought, he takes off after her. A few miles later puffing and puffing, he finally gives up. The same girl shows up for the next four days and the same thing happens. On the fifth day, he weighs himself and is delighted to find he has lost 10 Kgs. as promised.

He calls the company and orders their 5-day/20 Kg program. The next day there's a knock at the door and there stands the most stunning, beautiful, sexy woman he has ever seen in his life. She is wearing nothing but Reebok running shoes and a sign around her neck that reads, "If you catch me you can have me".

Well, he's out the door after her like a shot. This girl is in excellent shape and he does his best, but no such luck. So for the next four days, the same routine happens with him gradually getting in better and better shape.


Ha-ha. Sport exercises is the key factor for weight loss

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Post time 2009-11-17 15:21:39 |Display all floors
hehe,the most important thing,he lost 35 kgs that week.But he ordered the 7-day/50kgs.
Why?
Who know what happens?

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Post time 2009-12-21 16:21:11 |Display all floors
Ha ha ha... This is amazing! :)
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Post time 2009-12-22 01:52:26 |Display all floors

I will join.

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Post time 2009-12-26 15:04:58 |Display all floors
Shagging the girl would have been more fun

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Post time 2009-12-27 07:23:16 |Display all floors

Bad boy

Originally posted by St_George at 2009-12-26 15:04
Shagging the girl would have been more fun


Bad Boy George.

Even if I agree!!!! (only because i could do with loosing a few Kgs myself) hope you all beleive me!!

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