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英文对白下载绝望的主妇Desperate Housewives [Copy link] 中文

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Post time 2009-10-6 12:15:33 |Display all floors
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Three days after my funeral,

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Lynette replaced her grief with a much more useful emotion --

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indignation.

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Tom, this is my fifth message, and you still haven't called me back.

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Well, you must be having a lot of fun on your business trip. I can only imagine.

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Post time 2009-10-27 16:49:44 |Display all floors
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Well, guess what -- the kids and I want to have some fun, too,

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so unless you call me back by noon,

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we are getting on a plane and joining you.

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Mom!

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Not now, honey. Mommy's threatening daddy.

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Post time 2009-11-19 14:07:31 |Display all floors
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Mom. No, I -- where are your brothers?

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- Noodles.
- My favorite.

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Lynette Scavo?

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Crap.

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Natalie Klein. I don't believe it.

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Post time 2009-12-23 13:52:33 |Display all floors
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Lynette. How long has it been?

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Years.

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Uh, how are you? How's the firm?

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Good. Everyone misses you.

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Yeah. We all say if you hadn't quit,

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Post time 2010-1-24 12:19:17 |Display all floors
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you'd be running the place by now.

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Yeah, well...

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So... how's domestic life?

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Don't you just love being a mom?

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And there it was -- the question that Lynette always dreaded.

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Post time 2010-2-26 12:23:12 |Display all floors
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Ah, yes, page one of the philanderer's handbook.

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Yeah, and then he got this zen look on his face, and he said, "you know, Susan,

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most men live lives of quiet desperation."

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Please tell me you punched him.

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No, I said, "really? And what do most women lead

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Post time 2010-3-27 14:55:15 |Display all floors
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lives of noisy fulfillment?"

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Hmm. Good for you.

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I mean, of all people, did he have to bang his secretary? I had that woman over for brunch.

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It's like my grandmother always said -- an erect penis doesn't have a conscience.

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Even the limp ones aren't that ethical.

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