Author: 1337assassin

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Post time 2007-7-22 23:30:29 |Display all floors
Originally posted by 1337assassin at 2007-7-22 07:12
Oh thirsty one, were it not for thine bounty, I would give succor to the beasts of the golden valley and wonder upon their divine beauty. Yea, it is their hooves that mystify me for they cause great excitement and bring forth a puzzling urge to dine on the trees like giraffe and calcic amoeba deep in the volcanic rifts of the oceans that surround Mesopotamia. Alas, it is the fire hydrants that stop me from expressing my devotion to you. The dirty bastards tore my heart and consistently prevent my shoe laces from ever reaching the fulfillment of my desire. I am forever cast as a man who cannot reach my goal to enjoy cereal at breakfast without interruption from cretins who push my eyeballs into the salt shaker. It is my life dream to confuse and confound the dirty bastards, and I am so close, so close. If only I could see through the pepper.
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Post time 2007-7-22 23:40:32 |Display all floors
Originally posted by broken_heart at 2007-7-22 23:34
Are you saying you can sell acrazy and mixed-up ?



im saying most scientists are cronies of what Darwin and other Fontrunners sold, and they create new cronies with their biased theories, from biased leaning, and have biased minds.. and there is little actual science happening.. most of all of it is trying to sell something

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Post time 2007-7-22 23:44:15 |Display all floors
Originally posted by 1337assassin at 2007-7-22 07:28
For were it not for the zenith of the sun, I would be the ruler, and the servant both at once, and never at all.

By the course of the salt, I shall turn on every fire hydrant, and gain my revenge upon them, for they are evil, and I am jam.

When by chance the heavens break, and I am finally allowed to ascend to the pinnacle of bottomland, when I have mastered the master, and bettered the better, I will be remembered. That is all I ask for.
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Post time 2007-7-22 23:47:56 |Display all floors
Assassin

give a break to ur computer, should be hot the poor pc

you are here everyday, everyhour, with the same humor

how come???

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Post time 2007-7-22 23:58:09 |Display all floors
[quote]Originally posted by force_one at 2007-7-22 23:47
Assassin

he is trying show us a theory...


who/or what will never died out???
***always to be yourself***

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Post time 2007-7-23 00:02:27 |Display all floors
Originally posted by 1337assassin at 2007-7-22 07:40
Dear diary, I really must understand.

Dear diary, I cannot comprehend.

Dear diary, where did this salt began?

Dear diary, are there zebras on the land?

Dear diary, am I really all I am?

Dear diary, can cereal solve the ham?

Dear diary, is this really entertainment?
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Post time 2007-7-23 00:04:35 |Display all floors
Originally posted by shelleybelly at 2007-7-22 23:58
[quote]Originally posted by force_one at 2007-7-22 23:47
Assassin

he is trying show us a theory...


who/or what will never died out???


How come ??

he can analize  people's posts here

reply to all of them

watch tv

chat with the friends

being social (that is just very funny)

living alone

who take care of his food? poor assassin

Very talented guy ;P

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