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Post time 2008-2-1 21:37:50 |Display all floors
When I was pregnant, the ultrasound tech lady asked me if I wanted to know if it was a boy or a girl. I said yes I want to know. So she pointed to a little blob on him and said "See there? That's his little turtle!"

Turtle??? I never heard that before! I thought that was the weirdest thing... I mean, a turtle has a big hard shell and 4 legs and a tail and a head...then about 6 years later....  "oh!' .... it looks like the little turtle head, all wrinkly and it can go in or out..... it took me a while to get that.
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Post time 2008-2-1 23:02:51 |Display all floors

Don't ask me. Talk to.....

jack (as in jack in the box)

the crippler  (okay, yeah she WAS giggling when she used that nickname)

the General
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Post time 2008-2-1 23:39:24 |Display all floors

as for me...

my favourite reference to Adam's Arsenal is in regards to using the men's room:
shaking hands with the wife's best friend

always good for a chuckle / giggle
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Post time 2008-2-2 00:23:00 |Display all floors
Originally posted by freakyqi at 2008-2-1 21:37
When I was pregnant, the ultrasound tech lady asked me if I wanted to know if it was a boy or a girl. I said yes I want to know. So she pointed to a little blob on him and said "See there?  ...


The expression "turtle head"...was used by million of Chinese for describing  the Glans...it is interesting to know that Americans are using that expression too...more or less!:)

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Post time 2008-2-2 00:29:32 |Display all floors
Originally posted by thunderbird at 2008-2-2 00:23


The expression "turtle head"...was used by million of Chinese for describing  the Glans...it is interesting to know that Americans are using that expression too...more or less!:)


And yet, I am led to believe they have no nickname for the female genitalia.

Come on guys! 5,000 years of civilization and nothing????  
You guys gotta get your priorities right.
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Post time 2008-2-2 00:46:35 |Display all floors
All they think about is themselves.


Personally I'd go for some kind of flowery name... ever see Georgia O'Keefe paintings? Like that...
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Post time 2008-2-2 00:49:42 |Display all floors
More Georgia O'keefe paintings coming.... just to give inspiration for new nicknames for females (for scarylaowai.)... (I need to blame it on somebody, ok?)
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