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what's the size of your dingdong? [Copy link] 中文

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Post time 2008-1-24 07:50:27 |Display all floors
Originally posted by freakyqi at 2008-1-24 01:55
My limerick:

CERTAIN asian guys* on this site
Think western girls aren't that tight.
Let's apply this logic
To their little stick
Repeated rubbing will wear it down, right?


HAHAHAH ...


You are funny!
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Post time 2008-1-24 07:55:37 |Display all floors
Originally posted by freakyqi at 2008-1-24 02:19


Well, ya know, I can't help it. I'm a natural born teacher. Plus how can people praise me and my poem if they don't understand it?   

Other uses of "wear down":
A rock can get w ... Also "wear out":
Wear out the batteries.
Wear out your kid by making him run around the building so he'll get tired and go to sleep.
Wear out your welcome by staying at your friend's house so long they wish you would leave.


May I add....folks...you can wear out your woman or man when you do it twice a day and 7 days a week!...except for scary

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Post time 2008-1-31 03:43:31 |Display all floors

Song lyrics

Chuck Berry wrote a song about it:

When I was a little bitty boy
My grandmother bought me a cute little toy
Silver bells hangin on a string
she told me it was my ding a ling a ling

Chorus:
o my ding a ling ,
my ding a ling
i want u to play with my ding a ling
(repeat)

you know then mamma took me to sunday school
they tried to teach me the golden rule
every time the choir would sing
i'd take out my ding a ling a ding

then mamma took me to grammar school
but i stopped off in the vestibule
every time that bell would ring
catch me playin with my ding a ling a ling

(chorus)

once i was climbing the garden wall
i slipped and had a terrible fall
i fell so hard i heard bells ring
but held on to my ding a ling a ling

(chorus)

I remember the girl next door
we used to play house on the kitchen floor
she'd be the queen and i'd be the king
and i let her play with my ding a ling a ling

(chorus x2)

once i was swiming cross turtle creek
man them snappers all around my feet
sure was hard swimming across that thing
with both hands holding my ding a ling a ling

(chorus)

girl downstairs
shes so big and bold
grandma warned me, "shes too old"
she used to take me swingin in the school yard swing
swing down and take my ding a ling a ling

(chorus)

this here song it aint so sad
the cutest little song you ever had
those of you who will not sing
you must be playing with your own ding a ling

(chorus)

your ding a ling
your ding a ling
we saw u playin with your ding a ling

oh my ding a ling
everybody sing
i want to play with my
everybody
my, ding a ling oh my, ding a ling
(slow down) I wanna play (everybody) with my ding a ling...!!!

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Post time 2008-1-31 03:49:09 |Display all floors

Oh... since we are going with double entendre

Im upper, upper class high society
Gods gift to ballroom notoriety
And I always fill my ballroom
The event is never small
the social papers say Ive got the biggest balls of all

CHORUS
Ive got big balls
Ive got big balls
And theyre such big balls
fancy big balls
And hes got big balls,
And shes got big balls,
But weve got the biggest balls of them all!

And my balls are always bouncing
My ballroom always full
And everybody comes and comes again
If your name is on the guest list
No one can take you higher
[Big Balls lyrics on http://www.metrolyrics.com]

Everybody says Ive got great balls of fire!

CHORUS

Some balls are held for charity
And some for fancy dress
But when theyre held for pleasure,
Theyre the balls that I like best.
And my balls are always bouncing,
To the left and to the right.
Its my belief that my big balls should be held every night.

CHORUS

And Im just itching to tell you about them
Oh, we have such wonderful fun
Seafood cocktail
Crabs
Crayfish
China's Eccentric 'Uncle Laowai' from Chicago, IL

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Post time 2008-1-31 07:19:22 |Display all floors

Here's a really BIG ding dong

Much bigger than a dingaling.
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A cynic is a dissapointed idealist.

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Post time 2008-1-31 08:36:58 |Display all floors
Originally posted by noah_scape at 2008-1-31 03:43
Chuck Berry wrote a song about it:

When I was a little bitty boy
My grandmother bought me a cute little toy
Silver bells hangin on a string
she told me it was my ding a ling a ling

Chorus: ...


That's a cute song...how is the tune?:)

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Post time 2008-2-1 19:55:20 |Display all floors
ok scary how about some names that your g/f called your ding a ling :) mine has been called percy , johny , bruiser and lastly doodle , come on guys fess up for the ladies :)
There are no Ugly women , only those with low self esteem .

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