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Post time 2008-1-23 23:36:51 |Display all floors
Originally posted by itsnotme at 2008-1-23 23:02
limerick:

There once was a guy from Beijing
Who worried too much 'bout his thing.
He thought it was small,
But then after all,
His girl only cared about a ring!



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Hahahahaha...very good!:)

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Post time 2008-1-23 23:40:07 |Display all floors
Originally posted by eastsir at 2008-1-23 23:06
aha,it doesnot fit for me,'cause mine is big enough so that there is no need worring about it
but why the ring?


Wedding ring?...diamond ring?...ring around the neck?...the wedlock ring?....the padlock ring?

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Post time 2008-1-23 23:47:31 |Display all floors
Originally posted by itsnotme at 2008-1-23 23:32



Too long is: She says "Ouch!"

Too short is: She says "Did you put it in yet?"




Ahhhhh....I see....when he bangs his head against the wall...that's too long

When she is looking for the needle in a hay stack...that's too short (small)!


Please note....absolutely NO reference to eastsir!

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Post time 2008-1-24 00:25:47 |Display all floors

how long ding-dong

It isn't very long, but it sure is SKINNY!!!!!!!!! [ha ha ha, funny western humor]

  I am 183cm tall, my feet are size 11....

  I heard that men can hang a heavy rock from it to make it longer... but if it is skinny there is only one thing to do - exercise it three times a day.

  I would like to go for a work out now, but my sweetheart has gone to work already. What can I do for exercise? Any suggestions Fluffly?

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Post time 2008-1-24 00:46:07 |Display all floors
Originally posted by noah_scape at 2008-1-24 00:25
I heard that men can hang a heavy rock from it to make it long ...


ouch. guess that works...... if she's hoping to skip rope with it!
otherwise I'm thinking you'd damage the tissue and need to tape a splint to it to get it facing in the right direction
A riot is an ugly thing.... and I think it's just about time we had one.

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Post time 2008-1-24 01:55:42 |Display all floors
My limerick:

CERTAIN asian guys* on this site
Think western girls aren't that tight.
Let's apply this logic
To their little stick
Repeated rubbing will wear it down, right?


HAHAHAHAHA!!!!

*not all asian guys! I'm referring to a few rude ignorant ones who have said bad things about western women, or some who didn't mean to be rude but were misinformed.


For those with poor english:
tight - referring to vaginas from some other posts recently
stick - their 'dingdongs'
rubbing - well, rubbing their hands over it, 'touching themselves'
"wear it down" - to make something smaller from repeated use
I am not rich.  :L

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Post time 2008-1-24 02:04:03 |Display all floors

Reply #83 freakyqi's post

LOL and your explanatory notes make it even more ha ha
A riot is an ugly thing.... and I think it's just about time we had one.

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