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Post time 2007-2-26 04:47:21 |Display all floors
Prof of Economics : Kiss is that thing for which the demand is always higher than the supply.

Prof. of Accountancy : Kiss is a credit because it is profitable when returned.

Prof. of Algebra : Kiss is infinity because two divided by nothing.

Prof. of Geometry : Kiss is the shortest distance between two lips.

Prof. of Physics : Kiss is the contraction of mouth due to the expansion of the heart.

Prof. of Chemistry : Kiss is the reaction of the interaction between two hearts.

Prof. of Zoology : Kiss is the interchange of salivary bacteria.

Prof. of Physiology : Kiss is the juxtaposition of two orbicularisoris muscles in the state of contraction.

Prof. of Dentistry : Kiss is infectious and antiseptic.

Prof. of Statistics : Kiss is an event whose probability depends on the vital statistics of 36-24-36.

Prof. of Philosophy : Kiss is the persecution for the child, ecstasy for the youth and homage for the old.

Prof. of English : Kiss is a noun that is used as a conjunction; it is more common than proper; it is spoken in the plural and it is applicable to all.

Prof. of Architecture : Kiss is a process which builds a solid bond between the two dynamic objects.

Prof. of Comp.Science : What is a kiss? It seems to be an undefined variable.

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Post time 2007-2-26 05:31:46 |Display all floors
where is prof of calculas lol
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Post time 2007-2-26 22:09:40 |Display all floors
Originally posted by daotan at 2007-2-26 05:31
where is prof of calculas lol


Prof. of Calculus - A kiss is the slope of the tongue.


PS daotan - aww, you miss your mommy? Don't starve! There's of plenty of cheap food that's easy to cook!

[ Last edited by freakyqi at 2007-2-26 11:58 PM ]
I am not rich.  :L

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Post time 2007-2-26 23:27:07 |Display all floors
1.the meeting of two pairs of lips
2.a 70's rock band
3.acronym for Keep It Simple, Stupid
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Post time 2007-2-27 02:24:28 |Display all floors
haha, i dont miss my mommy... i miss my food
i donno how to cook... i usually just eat instant noodles or something my dad premade for me to heat up =)
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Post time 2007-2-27 07:17:06 |Display all floors
have you got a griller ? and I don't mean one of those hairy things either if you have then get some peta bread and make some homemade pizza's yumo :)
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Post time 2007-2-27 08:31:07 |Display all floors
nah, i dont have a griller. but thats ok because i got a yellowbook and a phone! yay for delivery =D
In college alone and I am loving it. ^^

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