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History of Anglo-Australian bastardy according to cestmoi
It started with a shonky real estate deal gone bad.|
Once upon a time there were two neighours. Their wives were... well, let's say their children's legitimacy were in doubt. Yeah, okay, they slept around. Happy now? Hollywood even made a popular TV series out of it, called appropriately "Desperate Housewives" or some such bollocks. Big deal!
One of the neighbours owned a dingy, foggy island where clothing never dry if you hang them out. It smelt a bit then, still does. The people smell a bit too, they don't wash themselve too often there, whatwith their towels damp all the time. On the positive side, they save on soap, hot water and other body hygiene products.
Here's where Harry and Bill came into the picture.
Harry the first-born believed he owned the dingy island, but it was not certain, not legally. Harry's mom wasn't talking much.
Bill claimed it was his because his mom told him so.
So Bill confronted his neighbour Harry. Bill wanted Harry's bit of land and Harry told him to bugger off. Bill got upset, called Harry sod of a dog and stuck the pointy end of an arrow in Harry's eye.
Harry died of blood poisoning, others argued it was anthrax, because the arrow was rusty.
From there on, everyone called Bill the bastard.
That's what cestmoi heard and cestmoi is sticking to the story.