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Post time 2006-11-12 15:32:19 |Display all floors

History of Anglo-Australian bastardy according to cestmoi

It started with a shonky real estate deal gone bad.

Once upon a time there were two neighours. Their wives were... well, let's say their children's legitimacy were in doubt. Yeah, okay, they slept around. Happy now? Hollywood even made a popular TV series out of it, called appropriately "Desperate Housewives" or some such bollocks. Big deal!

One of the neighbours owned a dingy, foggy island where clothing never dry if you hang them out. It smelt a bit then, still does. The people smell a bit too, they don't wash themselve too often there, whatwith their towels damp all the time. On the positive side, they save on soap, hot water and other body hygiene products.

Here's where Harry and Bill came into the picture.

Harry the first-born believed he owned the dingy island, but it was not certain, not legally. Harry's mom wasn't talking much.

Bill claimed it was his because his mom told him so.

So Bill confronted his neighbour Harry. Bill wanted Harry's bit of land and Harry told him to bugger off. Bill got upset, called Harry sod of a dog and stuck the pointy end of an arrow in Harry's eye.

Harry died of blood poisoning, others argued it was anthrax, because the arrow was rusty.

From there on, everyone called Bill the bastard.

That's what cestmoi heard and cestmoi is sticking to the story.

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Post time 2006-11-12 16:44:42 |Display all floors
Originally posted by cestmoi at 2006-11-12 17:32
That's what cestmoi heard and cestmoi is sticking to the story.


Well I doubt the Nobel Literature prize jury will be troubling you.
"他不是救星, 他是一个非常淘气男孩" - Monty Python

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# 63...Emucentral master racist...

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Post time 2006-11-12 17:11:08 |Display all floors

Not who but what

Now, now, Chairman, be generous.  

Cestmoi does observe and notice things, like 99.99% of Australians won't be on this forum.

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Generous to racists...?

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Post time 2006-11-12 18:29:57 |Display all floors
Originally posted by chairman at 2006-11-12 19:51
look at all those white people..

trying to force injury onto the Sudan..

I feel for the Sudanese...trying to keep their land......


Yeah, all those white people trying to stop the government forces in Sudan from aiding and abetting the slaughter of Sudanese in Darfur.

http://www.savedarfur.org/pages/background
Darfur has been embroiled in a deadly conflict for over three years.  At least 400,000 people have been killed; more than 2 million innocent civilians have been forced to flee their homes and now live in displaced-persons camps in Sudan or in refugee camps in neighboring Chad; and more than 3.5 million men, women, and children are completely reliant on international aid for survival. Not since the Rwandan genocide of 1994 has the world seen such a calculated campaign of displacement, starvation, rape, and mass slaughter.

Since early 2003, Sudanese armed forces and Sudanese government-backed militia known as “Janjaweed” have been fighting two rebel groups in Darfur, the Sudanese Liberation Army/Movement (SLA/SLM) and the Justice and Equality Movement (JEM). The stated political aim of the rebels has been to compel the government of Sudan to address underdevelopment and the political marginalization of the region.  In response, the Sudanese government’s regular armed forces and the Janjaweed – largely composed of fighters of Arab nomadic background – have targeted civilian populations and ethnic group from which the rebels primarily draw their support – the Fur, Masalit and Zaghawa.


While the yellow people are just interested in the oil they can get from the Sudanese government, so let's not rock the boat.
"他不是救星, 他是一个非常淘气男孩" - Monty Python

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