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Why are guitars better than women? [Copy link] 中文

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Post time 2006-5-12 16:34:59 |Display all floors
1. A guitar has a volume knob.

2. If you break a guitar's G-string, it only costs 5 RMB for a new one.

3. You can make a guitar scream as loud as you want it to.

4. You can unplug a guitar.

5. You can finger a guitar for hours without it complaining it wants more.

6. Other people can play your guitar without it getting upset.

7. You can finger a guitar in public and get applause, not arrested.

8. You can have a guitar any color you want and no one will care.

9. You can make your guitar as tight as you want it just by turning a peg.

10. If your guitar doesn't make sounds you like, you can return it.

11. You can use four fingers at a time on a guitar.

12. If your guitar strings are too heavy, you can just get a lighter set.

13. You can have a guitar professionally adjusted to *your* liking.

14. If you scratch a guitar's back, it's unintentional, not required.

15. You can go to a guitar shop and play all the guitars you want for free.

16. It's good to have a guitar that's stretched out.

17. You can take lessons on how to play a guitar without feeling embarrassed.

18. You can rent a guitar without worrying about who rented it before you.

19. You can play the guitar with your bare fingers and no protective covering.

20. You can get rich playing a guitar, not broke.

21. A guitar doesn't take half of everything you own when you sell it.

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Post time 2006-5-12 16:38:14 |Display all floors

^_^ !!!!

hahahah very interesting and nice :)

but I still like woman more
although we hate them, we love and need them for the sake of human beings haha

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Post time 2006-5-12 16:45:32 |Display all floors
something you cannot get from a guitar.

1. A guitar can't cook
2. A guitar can't dance
3.A guitar can't bath in front of you
4. A guitar can't carry to doctor when you're sick,
5. A guitar can't help with your dress
6. A guitar can't cast your physical loneless away~~~~~~~~~~~~
etc
etc
etc...


i'm just too lazy to layout 101 reasons that you should rather have a woman than a poor guitar,,,
also, i feel sorry for your guitar
I wanna enjoy the sunshine and beach hand in hand with you forever.

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Post time 2006-5-12 16:48:57 |Display all floors

Well ...

It was meant to be funny - it doesn't need to be analysed
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Post time 2006-5-12 17:05:37 |Display all floors
haha..then go and marry to guitar!!....
I don't know if I like you or love you, want you or need you, all I know is I love the feeling I get when I'm near you.

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Post time 2006-5-12 17:06:34 |Display all floors
oh...you can play guitar...which means you dominate it....but guitar cant play you...so guitar can only be submissive....hmmm...do you like to dominate all the time??..sometimes it is better to swap for a while..lol..\

imaging uncle T being played by guitar....

[ Last edited by sinfulangel at 2006-5-12 05:09 PM ]
I don't know if I like you or love you, want you or need you, all I know is I love the feeling I get when I'm near you.

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Post time 2006-5-12 17:09:54 |Display all floors
But then if your skill sucks, you'll out of tune...so it depends on you sweet couple...you and your lover guitar...

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