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How to deal with irratating people on the bus [Copy link] 中文

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Post time 2006-2-8 22:06:29 |Display all floors

the one for chinese restaurant...

old too??? chicken feet... i think "stand" is better than "walk"

"leg"-- "walk"

just my opinion...
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Post time 2006-2-8 22:13:15 |Display all floors

Well ...

A man with chicken feet would have huge feet that would make it very difficult to walk!

I grew up on a diet of some of the best classic comedy: Monty Python, Fawlty Towers, BlackAdder ... so for me I find “walk” and “feet” the best mix

A joke cannot be so funny if you have to analyse it or adjust it :) Scottish knew exactly what I meant!
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Post time 2006-2-8 22:22:43 |Display all floors

good chance to learn...

wow... it's a good chance for me to learn about those eng jokes.

as an eng learner, maybe sometimes i should change my chinese way of thinking... but it seems i still have a long way to go...i mean i dont know where to change to...i guess this is what we call culture difference..

thanks for your advice...i really appreciate that...looking forward to more such kind of jokes from you...

[ Last edited by harriett at 2006-2-9 10:38 AM ]
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Post time 2006-2-8 23:32:33 |Display all floors
Learn some clever comebacks in Chinese:

"Excuse, me! Would you rather I ride on top?"

"Sorry, I don't like this either, but the driver won't let me have his seat"

"Go elbow the driver for HIS seat."

"If you keep touching me so much, you'll have to buy me dinner."

"If you keep touching me like that, my father will make us marry."

to an old lady: "Ahh! you do wushu (or kungfu)? You're very good!"

Sorry, can't say em in Chinese, that's just off the top of my head.
I am not rich.  :L

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Post time 2006-2-9 12:00:09 |Display all floors

Dealingn with tthe crowd..

Yeah, i hear you.............How many times has an old granny toad woman shoved you from behind??

The best way to deal with the people on the bus is.......

1.Point in a direction and yell. 'THE JAPANESE ARE COMMING!!!" Then they will all run and hid from the japanese aggression...

2. Always keep a pocket full of KFC cupons...Nothing makes a chinese feel powerful then having a hand ful of cupons.. This makes them feel like they are important and a  force to be reckoned with. So I always have a pocket full of them and when i need them just throw them in a direction and watch the chinese run after the cupons giving you time to get the seat while they collect them from the floor.

3. Learn from the police. Shoot them with an automatic rifle......and say they were atacking you first...

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Post time 2006-2-9 12:08:13 |Display all floors


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Post time 2006-2-9 16:09:14 |Display all floors

i'm with china4life

learn from the cops
the cops lead by example...they WANT you to get violent
so next time someone hassels you on public transport F their S up

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