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Pres. Bush killed by G-8 protesters during bicycle attack. [Copy link] 中文

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Post time 2005-7-7 14:56:26 |Display all floors
Prez Bush was assassinated by Iraqi insurgents posing as G-8 protesters, who pummelled his head with carbon-enforced ice picks while the president was on his unusual bike ride.

A presidential stand-in is now performing Mr. Bush's duties at the G-8 summit, and the public will be told that the leaeder died of a brain anurism associated with the bike wreck.  Public reports will deny that any direct skull damage occured to Mr. Bush's cranium during the collission, doctors will cite a deep, bruising shock to the vessels that carry oxygen to the brain, which created a mortal blood clot that only freed itself after the cabin pressure in AF1 reached the 18,000 foot level on the return home.

It's believed that the actual unreleased cause of death is numerous severe ice pick blows to the base of the skull, just beneath the area covered by the bike helmet.  Such punctures if committed in uptruding angles would assure that damage to Mr. Bush's brain would occur in the cerebral cortex, the area responsible for natural functions like heartbeat and breathing.  As such, Mr. Bush's life expectacncy after the attack was not known and it is not known if he was able to use the communications equipment in the limo provided for the bicycle excursion to call Karl Rove or his wife.  

A stand-in has appeared on behalf of Mr. Bush for the remainder of the summit, and a secret commission on security has been organized by Tony Blair to advise on changes to summit security procedures.  No close photographs featuring President Bush have been released to the media since the bicycle trip.

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Post time 2005-7-7 15:45:25 |Display all floors

hmmm, yeaaaahhhhh did you get those TPS reports done?

http://www.cnn.com/2005/WORLD/europe/07/06/bush.bike/index.html

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Post time 2005-7-7 21:14:48 |Display all floors

Still no photo of the injured Bush available online.

The four explosions in London today assure that the Bush "bicycle mishap" will not receive more detialed coverage.  However, the USA constitution requires that the Vice President be sworn in as President in teh event of the president's death -- however embarassing that may be.  Of course, there's also a clause that allows the VP to serve when the Preisdent is unable to serve for whatever reason, physical, mental,or spiritual sickness, or incapacity to perform the tasks of the job, presumably.  During this war on al Qaeda, the country needs a president and no serious fight on the Supreme Court nominee.

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Post time 2005-7-7 23:51:44 |Display all floors

hard time to find a replacement

Matt605: there's also a clause that allows the VP to serve when the Preisdent is unable to serve for whatever reason, physical, mental,or spiritual sickness, or incapacity to perform the tasks of the job
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While there are clear sings that suggest the present president of the USA is mentallly and spiritually incapacitated; the VP is no better. Is that the reason why no replacement has taken place, yet? ^-^

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