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I have a compiled a list of things to do that guarantee to get a foreign man in bed with a Chinese woman.|
1) Speak English. It's very important that you speak english because Chinese woman go crazy over anything western and all of them want to speak English. If you have a non western accent (ie, Indian accent) try to minimize/eliminate it or better yet, copy of the British accent.
2) Have western characteristics. Have blond, brown hair, be tall, big. strong, have green eyes. But if you are dark skinned, don't go as far as to have blue contact lenses as Chinese woman are not that gullible to believe that you truely have blue eyes. The best to be, is be white though.
3) Claim to work in a successfull company as a white collared worker. Example: Claim to work in a bank. But don't go as far as to say you work a for a major internationaly known company of that you are a CEO, doctor or something that big because she might not beleive you and you don't want to look stupid when she asks you how you do it. Unless ofcourse, you are a CEO, doctor, lawyer.
4) Have money and lots of it and be prepared to spend it! Chinese woman beleive that western men are filthy rich. Little do they know that American men put everything on Credit Cards and file for bankruptcy at the end of they year :) But don't go out and spend everything you have on one woman in one night!!!
5) Optional, but higly recommended. Have a couple of FAKE $100 (americn) dollar bills in your wallet. And try to open your wallet as much as you can infront of you China doll and go through it as Chinese woman LOVE to look inside a westerners wallet. Don't worry, Chinese woman wont know they are fake, aslong as you don't try to use them ofcourse :)
6) Be SUPER POLITE. Chinese woman beleive westerners are knights in shinning armours who ride up on a white horse and save a damsel a distress. So do NOT shout, yell, be rude, incosiderate, spit and ALWAYS open the door, offer her your coat, stuff like that.
7) Have the western personality of bieng exciting and confident. IF you don't know how, just rent a couple of Hollywood movies.
8) Optional, but recommended. Try to speak some Chinese and tell your China doll that your company wants you to speak Chinese. This will make the Chinese girl feel as if she has to "take care" off you.
If you do the above, I guarantee you will get in bed with any Chinese girl that shows an interest in you.
If anybody has more/better suggestions, feel free to add them!