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Post time 2004-1-8 18:51:30 |Display all floors
***Deng Xiaoping Visit the US***

Deng Xiaoping is visiting the US. Tired of being shadowed by his entourage at all times, he decides to go for a walk on his own. This alarms his translators and bodyguards who fear that Mr. Deng will get into trouble since he does not speak any English. However, realizing that they cannot change his mind, they decide to at least prepare him in case he gets stopped by the police. "If you get stopped", they coached him, "they'll first ask for your surname and then they'll ask for your given name. Just tell them and everything will be fine". So Mr. Deng goes out and enjoys himself. A policeman recognizes him. Having heard that Mr. Deng prides himself in his knowledge of American history, he decides to start a conversation with an appropriate subject.

Policeman: Who was the first president of the U.S.?

Mr. Deng:  Wo Xing Deng (我姓邓:My surname is Deng.)

Policeman:  Yes, Washington. And what are you doing in the U.S.?

Mr. Deng: Xiaoping(小平)

Policeman: Ah, shopping. Very good. Have nice day!

***Deng Xiaoping Interviewed on Taiwan ****

Deng Xiaoping is giving an interview about Taiwan back in the late 90s. The interviewer wants to test Mr. Deng's knowledge of Taiwanese politics.

Interviewer: Who is the current president of Taiwan?

Mr. Deng is stumped so he decides to stall.

Mr. Deng: Deng huir (等会儿 Wait a minute)

The interviewer is surprised to hear Mr. Deng say the given name of Lee Teng-hui(李登辉) but he decides to continue.

Interviewer: And who should be the next President of Taiwan?

Mr. Deng: Suibian (随便, Whoever they want)

The interviewer is totally impressed by Mr. Deng's apparant familarity with Chen Sui-bian, the man who would indeed become President of Taiwan.

Note: These jokes are normalling told in Chinese for best effects.

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Post time 2004-1-9 12:44:20 |Display all floors

Good.

But we need to respect Mr. Deng who is really a giant, No he, no nowadays life for Chinese people.

I hate if there is some one speak bad on him. but this Joke can be accepted.

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Post time 2004-1-12 14:59:39 |Display all floors

As long as it can be accepted.

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Post time 2004-7-5 16:51:18 |Display all floors

very interesting

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Post time 2004-7-6 12:40:49 |Display all floors

heard be4

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Post time 2004-7-9 17:10:26 |Display all floors

interesting

i think if our leader was still alive,this joke may be the great irrespects
that they show.we are chinese,so we should support our leader Mr Deng Xiao Ping!
It is not polite to him who devote himself to the development of our country .

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Post time 2004-7-10 17:32:37 |Display all floors

Deng Xiaoping's Legacy

Yes, I think it is important to remember Deng's vision in seeing that China would remain poor if it did not adopt Western-style economic reforms.  

However, in 50 years he will still be remembered for his important part in an event in Beijing in the late 1980's.

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