10,000 Chinese Scientists Pool Talent to Invent Yanket
In their persistent attempts at innovation to prove that they are just as smart as Westerners, a golden egg was finally laid.
It took 10,000 of China's best scientists to pool their talents for the last ten years at a cost of 300 million dollars, but it finally paid off with the invention of a never thought of before product: the Yanket.
Newton and Einstein now turning in their graves, China has vindicated their equality to Western intellectuals. The Yanket is predicted to provide great benefit to hundreds of millions of Chinese.
The scientists are hoping to receive a Nobel prize for their discovery.