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Post time 2014-9-2 00:09:37 |Display all floors
This post was edited by ExileMick at 2014-9-2 03:45

Sometime during the life of nearly every man there will come a time when the discussion is around guts and balls. We've all heard at one time or another that some guy has "balls" or "guts". While some may view those terms as one and the same, there is a very clear medical distinction between "Guts" and "Balls" but do you really know the difference? In an effort to keep you informed should the subject surface in the future, here are the definitions:

GUTS is arriving home late after a night out with the guys, being met by your wife with a broom and having the GUTS to ask "Are you still cleaning or are you flying somewhere?"

BALLS is coming home late after a night out with the guys, smelling of perfume and beer, lipstick on your collar, slapping your wife on the arse and having the BALLS to say, "You're next, Chubby!"

Medically speaking, there is no difference to the outcome.

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