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Post time 2004-6-10 08:08:50 |Display all floors

There was the pretty girl and this fish

they wanted to go on the boat but somebody said no more fish! 125 fish and 125 women have been lost at sea!

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Post time 2004-6-10 08:37:56 |Display all floors

Sere whort what bar

Say What ?
tpj
Tell me one of us has been drinking

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Post time 2004-6-10 11:14:14 |Display all floors

re: fishing

I think it's a great idea. I am for anything that will bring people together, homo or hetero. love is what makes the world go around. okay I digress.

but realistically, only the people in the same city can have a chance to get-together, unless we have a billionaire here with private jet.

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Post time 2004-6-10 14:00:20 |Display all floors

Shenzhen for the weekend ???

That doesn't sound like much fun. But if you get to SZ jump on the boat to Zhuhai (55 min.) then we can have some fun.

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Post time 2004-6-10 17:37:37 |Display all floors

billionaire chairman

Finally we have found a good use for chairman :)

He has money.

Ok, I vote that chairman flys us all to a destination of our choosing, for a spot of fishing. Ghosts still pay for the beer.

Hip Hip Horay!!

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Post time 2004-6-10 20:15:18 |Display all floors

Conceptual Misdirection

Hold it! Wait a minute! Slow Down! Cool your jets for a moment!

Three points:

First off -- you can't fish from a jet! This is a fishing trip! With lots of quiescent women! -- I understand that women were elected to join the trip, by an overwhelming majority!

Secondly, the journey starts in California! But, all of chairman's jets are experimental and don't carry enough fuel for the trip!

Thirdly, imposing on a host is not nice!

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Fourthly, some of us get jet-sick, not a pretty sight!

Fifthly, wasting jet fuel for our vanity is irresponsible -- we could save the money to pay for the gas to drive our SUV's!

Sixthly, an experimental jet doesn't have enough room for us to get around and have drinks and party!

Seventhly, who is going to fly the jet? If we are in Chinese airspace, we have to have at least a Chinese instructor, if not pilot.

Eighthly, airports are not good destinations -- boring! Sea ports are much more fascinating!

Eightyeighthly, have you ever tried hollering Helloooo from a jet?  -- no one can hear you! A total waste of effort!

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Post time 2004-6-10 20:25:39 |Display all floors

Conceptual Misdirection by tpj, whoa whoa hold it. Back up 88.

" Conceptual Misdirection "
" Hold it! Wait a minute! Slow Down! Cool your jets for a moment! "

" Three points: "

First off -- you can't fish from a jet! >>>>correct<<<<<This is a fishing trip! >>>>correct<<<<With lots of quiescent women!>>>What>>>> -- I understand that women were elected to join the trip, by an overwhelming majority!>>>>overwhelming majority was ( tpj and 88 ) there were no others who voted for women on the fishing trip<<<<<<<<<<<<<<

Secondly, the journey starts in California! >>>>correct<<<<<<But, all of chairman's jets are experimental and don't carry enough fuel for the trip!
>>>>>how can you be sure he does have a Gulfstream 900 or similar<<<<

Third, imposing on a host is not nice!
>>>>>>  I am not sure that is 100% correct tpj, because if he has a jet and he has money and we need that Jet and we need that money and chairman is a cmmist or at least a socialist, then he should let us borrow it or at least gift it to us for our elite use <<<<<<<<<

2004-06-10 20:15

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" Third, imposing on a host is not nice! "

I am not sure all we hangers on agree with that.

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