A little girlasks her mum, 'Mum, can I take the dog for a walk around the block?'
Hermum replies 'No, because she is on heat.'
'Whatdoes that mean?' asked the child.
'Goand ask your father. I think he's in the garage.'
Thelittle girl goes out to the garage and says, 'Dad, can I take Lulu for a walkaround the block? I asked Mum, but she said the dog was on the heat, and tocome ask you.'
Hetook a rag, soaked it in petrol, and scrubbed the dog's backside with it todisguise the scent, and said 'Ok, you can go now, but keep Lulu on the leashand only go one time around the block.'
Thelittle girl left and returned a few minutes later with no dog on the leash..
Surprised,Dad asked, 'Where's Lulu?'
Thelittle girl said, 'She ran out of petrol about halfway round the block, soanother dog is pushing her home.'