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DID SOME ONE SPOIL YOUR DAY?CHEER YOURSELF UP WITH THIS

Viewed 2880 times 2014-3-31 19:39 |Personal category:common man|System category:News

Who really owns a man?his mother or his wife?this is a debate between a wife and her mother in law.
MOTHER.my son must obey me because he suck my  my breast for a year and put me out of shape.
WIFE.he sucks mine now and have sucked it for 7 years and is still continuing sucking.so what is your one year to my 7 years?only GOD knows when he is going to stop.
MOTHER.i carried him for 9 months and had to reshape my life because of him.
WIFE.he was only 3.5kg then,so what is the big deal in that?i carry him every night since when he was 60k.g  and now he is 90k.g and remember it's been now 7 years.stop kidding me with your 9 months.
MOTHER.he passed through my legs leaving an unbearable pain that is hard to forget.
WIFE.hahahaa.he only passed once.he stays between my legs almost every night and i scream with pains each time.
please be the judge and put an end to this debate to settle the dispute between these two women.
 
 

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  • RIPPING FARTING,IS IT A CULTURAL THING HERE IN CHINA? 2014-6-1 15:20

    these are people who have been smuggled in to 2014.they are really messed up people second to none on planet earth.in china we are seeing alot and just wonder as you said if there are not taught any etiquette.worser things happen here.i will suggest next tme you remain them that here(scandinavia)things are not done that way.remind them that money doesn't guarantee the freedom to do what you like and where you like.

  • RIPPING FARTING,IS IT A CULTURAL THING HERE IN CHINA? 2014-5-31 07:11

    I am working in hotel in Scandinavia and we have several tourist groups from China visiting us every year. Today we have a group and so far:
    -Two men have spat on the floor
    -A man burped in my face when I gave him an internet voucher
    -Other guests have been hurt from being pushed ( cut in line et.c.)
    - My colleague got burns on her legs and arms when pushed from behind attending guests with tea and coffee
    - When opening doors for them they have farted infront of me
    - Very messy people throwing garbage right on the floor while walking.
    - When trying to help them, tho not speaking their language, they laugh right up in my face and point.
    This happens everytime we have a group from China travelling in Scandinavia!
    Why is this so common? This is appalling and disrespectful in my country (Sweden)!

    These things are highly disrespectful and I can't understand why they are not taught common sense and etiquette before visiting other countries. I ALWAYS read up on do's and don'ts before going to a country with different culture- I even try learning a few words- as respect to people living there.

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