icyeyes Post time 2014-3-10 03:39:48

Latest news, a 19-years-old virgin put an egg in her vagina, can't take it out, her parents thought about it for two hours, can't come up with an idea, and then took her to see the doctor.

DMZappa Post time 2014-3-10 07:32:44

This post was edited by DMZappa at 2014-3-9 23:33

At 54 I had a vasectomy. "Took out the crib but left the playpen."

Ratfink Post time 2014-3-10 23:21:39

jay_dee Post time: 2014-3-7 03:07 static/image/common/back.gif
Dreamer - You haven't been able to do that for 40 years.

I hear there's a 10 ton delivery of Viagra to Austin's house every year.

DMZappa Post time 2014-3-11 07:06:41

Ratfink Post time: 2014-3-10 15:21 static/image/common/back.gif
I hear there's a 10 ton delivery of Viagra to Austin's house every year.

Then he cuts it with salt peter and sells dime bags to Robert.

futsanglung Post time 2014-3-11 07:55:24

Ubiquinol Post time: 2014-3-6 21:06 static/image/common/back.gif
Use sex in moderation only.

I have never been to Moderation, where is it? Why should I have to go their to have sex?

futsanglung Post time 2014-3-11 07:55:49

1584austin Post time: 2014-3-6 22:23 static/image/common/back.gif
Yes twice a night instead of three times

You are getting old

futsanglung Post time 2014-3-11 07:56:30

jay_dee Post time: 2014-3-7 03:07 static/image/common/back.gif
Dreamer - You haven't been able to do that for 40 years.

The only thing he does do 3 times a night is to get up for a pee;P
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